"SPACE ALIEN WAS IGNORED 6 HOURS
LOS ANGELES - A space alien wandered the streets of L.A. for six hours on Halloween night, but left Earth in frustration after failing to convince a single soul that he was the real thing, authorities claim!"
"THE NAZI UFO NGHTMARE!
MIAMI, Fla. - Nazi scientists were in secret contact with mysterious superbeings who live beneath the earth and gave Germany the technology to build flying saucers!"
"KAMIKAZE UFO ON COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH!
NEW YORK - A kamikaze UFO loaded with super nukes is on a collision course with Earth - and top military and space experts from around the world have called a secret meeting to deal with the crisis."
"BE ABDUCTED BY SPACE ALIENS ANYTIME YOU LIKE!
ROCHESTER, N.Y. - Would you like to be kidnapped by space aliens? Well, now you can experience the adventure of a lifetime without risking life and limb - thanks to a company that offers to implant false memories of an alien abduction in your mind"